I've got a situation.  I went in for a "trim" Friday and came out looking like Joan Jett.

I'm not exaggerating.  I was in denial about said situation until this a.m. when I realized those top layers are going to take about two years to grow out.  I was faced with no other option than to chop off the rat tail.  I'm now sporting the short version, which my bff pointed identified as a shag.

Maybe a few of these will help...

Wishful Thinking.